Hi.

Months ago, I uploaded a song onto Newgrounds titled "Fast Classical Guitar - Ar-something."

It was shit, and it does not reflect the kind of music I make.

My work can be associated with the trash compactor of the late Jeffrey Lionel Dahmer.

Full of discarded body parts and other waste products, it holds in its essence a rag tag group of bits and pieces that don't belong anywhere, but are somehow in just the right places.

Kind of like articles of rubbish that have been thrown into a trash compactor to be compacted.

See the resemblance?

Anyway, I wanted to make this post to let whoever cares to read it know that I play the bass, and the annoying shit you heard in the background of Let Me Fuck You in the Anus (not the annoying voices) was actually me attempting to rape the hip hop genre as hard as I could.

And since I play the bass and have access to the internet and have Audacity and a microphone and shit like that, I am currently whoring myself out to any collab efforts that may or may not come my way.

That is to say, if you want the best basslines around, I'm your guy.

So that's that.