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So I woke up today and realized that my most authentic voice-impersonations are an overly aggressive African American and a lazy illiterate Mexican.
You know what's crazy, though, is that I actually prefer hanging out with blacks and browns.
Allow me to explain.
Wait for it.
I actually don't prefer anyone to anyone.
But I did have this idea to write like, a stand up comedy set.
And then record it.
And then listen to it a thousand times and laugh in a different voice every time, so it would sound like a comedy club.
And then post it here and have FrankNice vote it 0 because I know and he knows that he uses voice adjusting software and he doesn't like that I said so.
And if you aren't the one voting my shit down, I apologize.
But does anyone think that's a good idea?
I think it's a good idea.
I think it'd be a great idea to have some fat-sounding chick in the background laughing harder and harder every time.
Until finally there's just like twelve minutes where she's trying to breathe.
Just wheezing and gasping and
OH MAW GAWD
DID YOU HEAR N***A
DID YOU HEAR WHAT HE SAID
HE WAS LIKE
ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN'T SAY BANANA
The point is, I'm going to do that, and I would very much appreciate if someone just decided to animate it.