Hey.

Right now I'm sitting here, listening to some metal and eating cinnamon toast. This is what we electronica producers do, you see. In fact, all the big names like Paul Oakenmakesshitmusic and Daft Cunt love cinnamon toast. They say so themselves.

"I love cinnamon toast," said Daft Punk in a recent interview. "it has teh cinnamon and doesnt afraid of anythin."

Now I'm listening to Massive Attack. God, I love me some Massive Attack.

Anyway, I got FL Studio finally. It's pretty awesome. Right now I'm teaching myself how to shot all the lazors, but I've got a few kicks already arranged and things are looking good.

How the fuck do I run a kick through a filter?

To celebrate my return to the few fans I've convinced myself I have, here's a snippet of MSN conversation:

WARNING: BAD TASTE INCOMING

Nolroboma says:
What's drier than a dead baby?
Shanaynay says:
*abrupt serious face*
Nolroboma says:
A dead baby in the oven.
I wish my come was thick enough for this
-THIS PORNOGRAPHIC LINK HAS BEEN CENSORED BY ROBERT CULP'S NEVER DISAPPEARING SPIRIT-
Shanaynay says:
hahaha
Nolroboma says:
Don't you?
Wouldn't you just feel great if Halloween came round
And instead of buying that cotton cobweb shit
You could just bust loads all over the place?
Shanaynay says:
ahahahahaha
Nolroboma says:
I certainly do
Shanaynay says:
I guess.
Nolroboma says:
You know you want it, Shane
Shanaynay says:
Right now, i just want some magical Chafing lotion.